OK, here's the thing:

"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy) 10/28/2016 at 04:00 • Filed to: Polandball, The Philippines

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SELF-EDIT: Tore off the out-of-taste bomb joke.

I do think the reason our prez is like this is because he kinda sees the writing on the wall and is preparing for The Worst. But the moment Hillary wins, he’d change his mind, or at least be a bit less of an ass and risk losing NATO Speed-Dial.

He did, however, make a critical error: he did not go after laboratories and storage facilities. He went after people, not locations, which is fine and dandy until somebody decides to have none of that shit and takes him on.

NostalgicCarLife > Wheelerguy 10/28/2016 at 04:07

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I wouldn’t even joke about that on the internet of today... that’s going in somebody’s file somewhere.

Tangent: Duterte kind of looks like he’s got a heavy drug habit. Acts like it too.

Wheelerguy > NostalgicCarLife 10/28/2016 at 06:57

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He sounds more like a drunkard to me, but whatever.

Also... You haven’t seen my worst yet. I plotted to kill Bernie Ecclestone, or at least asked if anyone is fine with seeing him dead.

KatzManDu > Wheelerguy 10/28/2016 at 07:27

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It’s interesting to see Duterte go all lovey-dovey with China after The Hague ruled that China’s building of artificial islands within the Philippines’ waters was illegal. Maybe his actions are planned this way as a method of defusing tensions?

NostalgicCarLife > Wheelerguy 10/28/2016 at 08:25

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I just have this suspicion that his past, (and maybe his present) is deeply hypocritical.

scoob > Wheelerguy 10/28/2016 at 08:27

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Now the sexpats need to be kicked out. Japan and Korea will never do this.